Saria vs. Zelda vore
                                                   By Imawsum

"Link, is this really where you grew up?!" Zelda exclaimed, breathless of the bueatiful forest that she saw in front of her. "Yep. This is the place. C'mon, I want you to meet my best friend." Link grabbed Zelda's hand and ran off in the direction of the Lost Woods. "Ok, Zelda, I'll need your help here. I want you to listen for music and tell me which way it's coming from." Zelda strained to listen for any music, but she heard nothing. Then, she heard a faint song being played on an ocerina. "That way!" She exclaimed and pointed to her right. Link grabbed Zelda's hand, and ran in that direction. They did this for over half an hour. Zelda listened to the music, and Link lead the way. Finaly, they reached the Sacred Forest Medow. "Oh my god! I've never seen anything so.......so.........marvolous, in all my life!" Zelda exclaimed when she saw the majestic medow of flowers in front of her. "Yea, I'll admit it's pretty nice. But we didn't sneak out of the castle to see this. We're almost there." Link said to her grinning. He grabbed Zelda's hand one last time, and ran through the maze of walls.

At last, Link and Zelda reached the entrance to the Forest Temple. Just as he thought, Saria was sitting on a nearby stump playing her song. "HEY, SARIA!" Link shouted at his friend. Saria stopped playing her ocerina and saw Link. "Oh, Hiya Linky. What brings you here?" "I want you to meet my friend, Zelda. Zelda, meet Saria." Link led Zelda to her friend. "It's nice to meet you, Zelda." Saria greeted her new friend. "MIDO! GIVE THAT BACK! THAT'S MINE!" "Uh oh. I'd better help sort things out. You woulden't mind if I left you two here would you?" "No, not at all." Saria and Zelda said at the same time. "Great. I won't be too long." Link ran off leaving Saria and Zelda at the Forest Temple entrance.

"So, how's Link been treating you?" Saria asked. "Oh, I think that he's a big softie. He's so cute. I hope that he likes me the same way I like him." Zelda said blushing. "Hmph, don't get your hopes up." Saria responded, "I've known Link longer, so that means that I should get him. So, why don't you just not even bother. It's obvious that he likes me more." "No he doesn't. He likes ME more." "No, me!" "Me!" "Me!" "Look, instead of us deciding who he likes more, why don't we let HIM decide." Zelda said. "Fine, but it'll be an easy choice when you're not around." Saria said as she grabbed Zelda's shoulders and jammed her head into her mouth.

Saria began to slowly devour Zelda. She enjoyed shoving the princess into her gullet and was obsessed with her flavour. Saria shoved Zelda's feet into her mouth, and proformed the final gulp sending Zelda fully into her belly. Saria belched and spat out her "friend's" shoes and threw them on the ground. "Awww. Saria. Why'd you do that? Please let me out. It's dark and slimey in here. And it smells. Please, I'm begging you, spit me out!" Zelda beggedas she started to wiggle around in the small space that she had. "No!" Saria shouted at her wiggling belly, "You're gonna stay in there so that way you can't interfere with my relationship with Link."

"Hello? Saria, Zelda, I'm back." Link walked over to Saria who seemed tohave gotten fatter. He looked around and Zelda was no where to be seen. "Hey, Saria. Do you know where Zelda went?" Saria turned around and showed Link her fat belly. "Whoa, Saria. What happened to you?" Link asked poking at her stomach. "Well, uhhhh.........you see.......I kinda ate Zelda." Saria said nervously. "YOU WHAT!?" Link shouted at the top of his lungs. "She ate me." Zelda said from inside Saria's stomach. Link drew his Kikori sword and said, "I'm sorry Saria, but this is going to hurt you more than me." He pressed the tip of the blade agenst her stomach. "L-link, w-what are you...............AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"